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I am a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ—twice. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais…shaken, not stirred. …Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good cuppa cappa and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class.